Thats a package.

I just sent out the largest package I have ever sent. The package was so big the post office wouldn't take it. I know that sounds like a fish story so I thought I would have my new friend at the UPS store document the occasion. It was a bit windy in the parking lot and I almost lost it a few times, better it than me right. I can just see myself flying through the air with this giant sail in my hands.